Here's a rough time-line of true events:
Last week:
Andy Martino writes a column claiming that Mets' GM Sandy Alderson is shopping Jason Isringhausen (along with Francisco Rodriguez and Tim Byrdak).
Citing "Major League Sources familiar with the Mets' thinking". In other words, no real sources within the Mets or direct quotes, as per Daily News protocol.
Friday:
Izzy reads or (more likely) hears about Martino's column (because why would he, or anyone, want to read that garbage).
Saturday:
In response to Izzy's inquiries about being on the trading block, Alderson wonders what the fuck Izzy is talking about and wipes his ass with the Sports section of the Daily News to prove a point.
The days may be a bit off, but we're pretty certain that's how things went down... or a least that's what a source familiar with the Mets' thinking, told us
Yesterday:
Martino writes a column claiming that Izzy's meeting with Alderson proves that he was indeed on the block.
How delusional is this sissy?
-Trip and Jarvis
