"We all know what happened around here," said one anonymous WFAN employee, "but it'll just get swept under the carpet."
Carton, a man who loves reporting rumor as fact on his show, would undoubtedly report this story if it involved any other prominent person in the
"Carton is a big jerk, listeners know it and they think it's his on-air persona, but no, that's how his co-workers think of him too. Now he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar," said the other WFAN employee.
It would indeed appear that he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, or more accurately, with his penis in the makeup girl.
The Toy Department has reached out to Boomer & Carton's producers as well as Craig Carton and the Makeup girl via Twitter. More to come...
***The above quotes are paraphrased, because honestly who quotes people word-for-word these days? Plus, The Toy Department doesn't have room in the budget for a tape recorder.***