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Saturday, PIX just so happened to get a shot of these clowns herding their way over from a minor league game featuring Carlos Beltrán, to Digital Domain park. Let's be clear, none of our wrath is directed towards Kevin Burkhardt. We like him. He's not a negative dick. As for the rest of them, this picture speaks a thousand words. How can we expect to get any fresh or compelling point a views, when these man-boys always travel together like a school of minnows? That's why we get 50 identical tweets and 12 redundant columns a day. Beltrán's knees/opening day status... Emaus playing second?... Izzy/Boyer?... Can Evans clear waivers?... How about something new and original? Instead we have to open our paper every morning and read the same garbage they've been spewing at us all spring. Enough is enough, we want some real reporting.
Take note at how the flash on my cell camera had no choice but to bounce off of David Lennon's big, shiny forehead. Also notice Andy Martino behind him playing a friendly little game of grab-ass while the two of them share a giggle.
-Trip McFeely
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