Update 3/24/11 1:06 PM:
Goddammit McCullough, didn't you get the memo you drama queen?
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Update 12:15 PM:
He's alive... ALIVE!!!
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In case you were concerned Met fans, Jason Isringhausen did not, in fact, die after this morning's bullpen session. Contrary to what @DBagLennon would like us all to believe, his life was not in jeopardy whilst tossing the ball a several times 60 feet, 6 inches (that's the distance from the rubber to home plate, Davey). Lennon continues to set the bar in a sport already full of obnoxious hyperbole. But we should be thanking him. Thank you Dave, for easing all of our worry. I went to bed last night dreading that I may awake to such disheartening news that Izzy would be deceased. I mean a bullpen session?!? Just 24 hours after long tossing!!! Are they crazy??? But my nerves were settled when I logged on to Twitter this morning and read this masterpiece. Lennon, you're a joke!
-Trip McFeely
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